1. Why did the weather have to be so damn nice today, on the very weekend when (due to my own blatant procrastination) I have to stay indoors, chained to my computer in order to finish my stupid project?

2. Why does my website suck so badly when I have spent such a very long time working on it already? Argh. Stupid web design.

I’ll be a happy camper when this is all over. Until then, expect the grump.