Ontario’s super-sunny December 2006 has not exactly blessed us with a “White Christmas.”
Due to Toronto’s recent tropical heatwave,
The GelTree is a cutting-edge piece of holiday celebration: modern latex technology at its very worst, this series of red & green gelatine adhesives suggest a tree in the same way that tofurky suggests a plucked, roasted dead bird.
Sadly, due to this winter’s unseasonably warm climate, the magical GelTree has melted into an even more freakish parody of a Tannenbaum.
Despite this,
merry christmas! love and hugs for you from VA.
The Siamese gets its own place setting?
-caellum
TREE DISTURBING
Eats look good though. Merry Christmas! (I know it’s Boxing Day now but dude: whatever.)
Yes, Mom refers to the Siamese as “my younger brother,” and you’ll note that while he gets a full serving of food, all I get is a glass full of burning wax and what appears to be a glass full of urine. Thankfully it wasn’t actually pee, it was sparkling wine with a shot of limoncello. Limoncello was not as tasty an addition as we’d hoped, so I chucked it in the sink and got regular wine instead. Then I begged for scraps from the cat’s overflowing plate.
Sparkling wine, with a shot of limoncello??!!! I admire your pioneering spirit, smashing through previously taboo tasty beverage combos but… GAH!!! What were you thinking?????
-B
Actually, it was more like 3 shots of limoncello; pipes got a little too excited, methinks…’twas pretty nasty stuff.
I am looking for information on William Perry.