A Very MoFo Christmas

Ontario’s super-sunny December 2006 has not exactly blessed us with a “White Christmas.”

Due to Toronto’s recent tropical heatwave, wasn’t feeling the festive groove. She didn’t want a ‘traditional’ tree with, you know, a trunk and branches and needles and whatnot. Instead, she opted for… a GelTree!

The GelTree is a cutting-edge piece of holiday celebration: modern latex technology at its very worst, this series of red & green gelatine adhesives suggest a tree in the same way that tofurky suggests a plucked, roasted dead bird.

Sadly, due to this winter’s unseasonably warm climate, the magical GelTree has melted into an even more freakish parody of a Tannenbaum.

Despite this, , , her insane siamese and myself, all enjoyed our ultra-casual/ghetto Christmas dinner.

8 thoughts on “A Very MoFo Christmas

  1. TREE DISTURBING

    Eats look good though. Merry Christmas! (I know it’s Boxing Day now but dude: whatever.)

  2. Yes, Mom refers to the Siamese as “my younger brother,” and you’ll note that while he gets a full serving of food, all I get is a glass full of burning wax and what appears to be a glass full of urine. Thankfully it wasn’t actually pee, it was sparkling wine with a shot of limoncello. Limoncello was not as tasty an addition as we’d hoped, so I chucked it in the sink and got regular wine instead. Then I begged for scraps from the cat’s overflowing plate.

  3. Sparkling wine, with a shot of limoncello??!!! I admire your pioneering spirit, smashing through previously taboo tasty beverage combos but… GAH!!! What were you thinking?????

    -B

  4. Actually, it was more like 3 shots of limoncello; pipes got a little too excited, methinks…’twas pretty nasty stuff.

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