Shout out to
Many happy returns! I hope somebody buys you a pinata. No, wait, I hope somebody buys *me* a pinata – I hope you get a full set of Chanel eyeshadows and facial masque, and a gift certificate for the newest hip band that you like, and a one-month return ticket to Australia, and some Gucci Rush, and a bag of amaretti, and a basket of foodsuffs from Marks & Sparks. Personally, I will get you a nice cup of Starbucks and a class at the Yoga Sanctuary. Smooches!