Happy birthday to (yesterday): may your follicles be healthy and strong, and your wine be salty and slightly bitter.

Happy birthday to (weekend): may your mortgage be at a low interest rate, and may your renovation contractors never screw you.

Sorry, lads! Was offline all weekend, then too busy at work yesterday to post properly. Hope you are having a fabulous week, each in your own unique way.

Love and smooches,
Pipes