1) Aaaaahhhh! Aaarrrgggghhh! Give me back my article with your corrections, Program Area. GIVE IT TO ME NOW! I NEED IT! THE MINISTER NEEDS IT! GIVE TO ME!
2) Will somebody just hire me to do something, so I can know concretely without conjecture and rumination what my job situation is, for real? Please? HIRE ME!
3) Aaaahhhhh! Quilt guild tonight. Baked cookies. Cookies good. Going alone AGAIN this month because roommate like weekly paddle tennis buddies/activity better than hanging out and talking about sewing with elderly white-haired ladies. DON’T MAKE ME FACE QUILT GUILD ALONE, K-JO!!! NOT AGAIN! Also? May want to make a Moby Dick-theme “ocean waves” pattern quilt. Hmm. Maybe should focus more on one project at a time. Probably won’t, though. Not my way.
4) NEW GRAHAM ROUMIEU BIGFOOT BOOK, “ME WRITE BOOK” OUT NOW! VERY FUNNY! MAKE SPEAK NOT GOOD, BUT STILL LIKE FOR LAUGHMAKING. HA HA HA. BUY EVERYONE! EVERYONE READ!
5) Weekend report: Friday – Saw old U.C. don crew. Marc S., Amanda P., Matty O. Good times. Ate New Ho King Chinese food at 2:30 a.m. May not have been best plan. Stomach rumbly. Saturday – did little, v. domestic, dishes, groceries, sewing, saw Harry Potter at theatre (it was so-so, nothing to rave about IMHO), no
6) Holiday party at work this Thursday. Must decorate cubicle.
7) Birthday next Monday. Have taken day off work. Will rest at home.
8) Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh! MONDAY ANGST! WHY AT WORK?!?! WHY NOT LIVING ON WEST COAST, DOING DOCTORATE IN QUILT HISTORY?? WHY CUBICLE??? WHYYYYYYY!!!!?!?!?!
*soothe soothe*
They have doctorates in Quilt History? That must be at Trent…..;)
Trent no on West Coast, silly woman. Go back, take course in Canadian Geography, then return to mock me proper. Program call ‘Women’s Studies’. Very popular with new kids.
Also? You need read Graham Roumieu book. You will not regret. Recall ‘Barry Ween’? Recall ‘David Sedaris’? Less eloquent, but equal make pants wet with loss of pee control.
Ug bored! BORED! BORED!!!! TEAR HEAD OFF!!!!!! RAAAWWRR!!!!
Have big crush on Roumieu Bigfoot character. Him funny. Me still sad about Denis. Why Denis why.
Wow. The work-related bitterness.
Are you sure this shouldn’t be friends-locked? 😉
I know Trent is not on the West Coast, but I really think of it as a university that SHOULD be on the West Coast but got woefully misplaced in some kind of academic gale-force hurricane.
You all talk funnee.