In preparation for tonight’s eagerly-awaited marathon viewing of ‘Battlestar Galactica: Season Two’, I have composed a few anticipatory haiku.

Please be warned, they contain a few mild spoilers, for those who have not yet watched the last episode of season one.

Battlestar Haiku

Battlestar tonight:
So many burning questions!
Will they be answered?

I dream of cylons
Invading. They’re too skinny;
Makes me feel obese.

Dearest Apollo,
Sorry about your Daddy.
Hope he recovers.

Starbuck and Boomer
Mud-wrestling would be hot…
Especially nude.

What’s with the arrow
That can point the way to Earth?
Looks like a cheap prop.

Half-human babies
With glowing spines creeps me out;
I fear their diapers.