Why can’t I stop eating CANDY BARS?!?!!!
Seriously, people. It’s been two Cadbury Crunchies and a Mars bar in less than 24 hours. I’m going to give myself diabetes. I’m going to look like Dawn French in about three days. Wait, does that mean I get to marry someone like Lenny Henry? Hmmm….
CANDY BARRRRRRRSSSS
calm down. look away from the candy bar. think about fruit.
and if Lenny is faithful, well, I can always stand in 😉
that should stop you from eating another immediately.
CANDY BAAARRRSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
I had no idea sugar and relatively innocuous chemicals had such rapid metamorphic power. (I’d never heard of Dawn French so I had to google a picture of her.)
I think good wine counteracts the effects of candy bars. If you can stand some more company on Saturday, please evite me! cptnshotovar@yahoo.com
Cheers, CR
Done! aaand Done!
I actually think I’ve sent it to both addresses now. Sorry for the spam. See you Saturday! Invite others if you like. 🙂