My momma is sooooo beeauooootiful.
I will sleep well tonight, knowing that I am genetically designed to be a smokin’ hot babe, well into my sixties.
My momma is sooooo beeauooootiful.
I will sleep well tonight, knowing that I am genetically designed to be a smokin’ hot babe, well into my sixties.
I have no such reassurance. Although my Dad is still quite the player. Not really sure why or how that works for him, but it does.
Dude, there’s something stuck to your mom’s face!
Aww, heart-melty!
And yes, the looking-good-well-into-your-years genes are definitely yours for the taking…not just your Mum, but Nana, too. Just hope you don’t start shrinking. 😉
Yes, and not to mention your mother, who as my Dad’s (half)sister has excellent bones as well.
You are so right about the shrinking problem, though. Five feet is the best I can hope for after sixty.
Never fear: once you make it past 65, the male-female survival ratio swings wildly in your favour, and your good looks will be less important to attracting chicks than your ability to walk and breathe unassisted.
Besides, the one sibling of yours that I’ve met is gorgeous, so there are good genes floating in the family pool. I have no doubt of to your ability to “remain in play” well into your golden years, if that’s what you want to do.
Also, even if you accidentally drop a vat of acid on yourself at the lab and melt your face off, ladies will still like you for your brain. Sadly for me, mental capacity isn’t high on the romantic requirement list for most guys.
Yes, I missed by only moments a photo of him licking her nose contentedly, which sort of looked like he was tenderizing the meat for his dinner.
Scary, scary Montgomery. Why can’t he be mellow like Cleebo?
It is cute when he sleeps by her face, though.
Oh this is so information you do not want to know, but cats only wait about day after their owners die to start eating them and usually start with the tender bits of face. …like nose.
Grendel has only slightly mellowed with age (she is six). I think tortoiseshells and siamese just carry the Evil gene and will never be like Cleebo.
-B
You are hilariously optimistic that the ladies are any more romantic about brains then guys are. Sometimes I tell girls I am a repo man so they won’t be scared away by my profession.