Joe and I just ate some fearful huge delicious waffles for dinner, dripping with honeyed syrup. We then had bacon for dessert.
Then we watched ‘Dead Again’, which is still a totally awesome movie after all these years. Derek Jacobi rocks.
Now I can’t get to sleep because Jane and Linus are creeping around, trying to give me a heart attack by making noises that suggest they are going to pounce on me from behind with tiny, gleaming scissors in their tiny, evil paws.
Scared! Awake! Alone at one o’clock in the morning in massive three-storey house with my rampant paranoia and two mischievous cats!
I love the faceoff between you and the cat.
I’m trying to find out what the Ontario Geologic Soc. would hire a chemist to do up north. Geochemistry, presumably but they don’t have any obviously clickety info on such projects. Just that I’ll go up and count rocks and map rocks and write reports abour rocks. And that it would be helpful if I had a liscences to drive, operate pleasure crafts, and also cooked, canoed, surveyed, gave first aid, built log cabins with only my two hands and a nail file, etc. I’m still likeing the sounds of this job although from the above list the only thing I can do reliably is cook.
And it’s kind of late now, but I recommend earplugs for sleeping. They have reduced my homicidal impulses by at least 70%.
I’m now going to bed, utroubled by quadruples of little razor paws skulking about.
Craptastic about sleeping, though. Good thing you’ve decided to play hooky tomorrow. I guess you didn’t make it to the non-nightmare-inducing FUNNY FACE?
I’m up for at least the next couple. Call me if you need to.
Personally, I’m planning on sleeping and dreaming of delicious DESSERT BACON!
But you guys got your waffles!
Since when do cats need SCISSORS?
My tummy is grumbling for waffle deliciousness.
And bacon.
Mmmmmmm, bacon.
And to think you used to be a vegetarian. Hah!
(And to think *I* used to be a vegetarian! Double hah!)
Why do all your friends have cats? Have you pondered this?
Also – bacon for dessert, candy for dinner, same difference. *smooch*