The Silver Snail rocks!
Co-workers rock, discounts rock:
but boyfriends rock too…
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The forbidden fruit
Hangs too close. My Manager!
Pluck him from the vine?
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Twenty-two; too young?
Age never stopped me before
But would it stop him?
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You could own nothing
I would still like your glasses
And blonde stubbly chin.
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Justin van Leeuwen
You are so cute. Can I be
Moira van Leeuwen?
I think I might have died.
Death by Marla.
3 1/2 years is too big a gap?
I dunno, I think most guys are comfortable in a 22-27 range and occasionally a “whole 20’s” kind of deal.
Still, individual reactions may vary.
Because you are addicted to haikuahol.
So says I.
Also? Congrats on your winnery (and your double runner-uppery) at tmb.net!
I see genius,
Manifested in haiku,
To work or to love?
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To pluck managers
Risks the working paradise
Comics all around
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Maybe life’s too short
To worry about working
You could be plucking
Philip flatters me
So I buy him guitar picks
It is a good trade
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To work or to love –
Damn Puritan work ethic
Gets me every time
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Though I love to… pluck
Caellum’s lecture gives me pause
STDs? No thanks
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Chrissy, you are right:
I’m drunk! The Betty Ford of
Single-malt haiku
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Dearest She-Hawken,
You’re preaching to the choir!
Young? Old? I care not.
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Lost Voice must not die!
Haiku homicide ain’t right –
Think of the tombstone.
Most guitar picks are,
Surely as good as love is
Gratitude abounds
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You? Puritanical?
I must have met another
You seemed not so chaste
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Chrissy has stated
“You just called my friend a tramp!”
Did I speak in haste?
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Not a tramp, dear me
I just meant you seemed not shy
Justin’s a nice guy?
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Caellum sure is wise
He says to pluck is just fine
But wear PVC
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Condoms will suffice
PVC is overkill
Dismiss his advice
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Pluck on, Macduff, and
Let the weakest be the first
to cry hold enough
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Shakespeare never wrote
Verse in haiku form like that
It’s probably best
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I guess I suggest
Pluck the tiny little boy
I find love is rare