What is this, American Visitation week?

First it was and driving up from the legendary/imaginary “Denver, Vermont” (or whatever); now I’ve got my friend Dave flying in from New York for a whirlwind Valentine’s Day weekend in Toronto, accompanied by his new ladyfriend Ms. Jordan.

Very excited to see Dave again, and given his history of having excellent taste in women (ahem), I bet Jordan’s pretty crackerjack, too. Also? Her name is Jordan – which as we all know, scores major points with me (see icon).

Time to get spruced up.

(ps – , this deluge of US visitors means you’re next. Or, well, possibly , but dammit woman, you soon after. FIND THOSE PASSPORTS. BOTH OF YOU.)

4 thoughts on “What is this, American Visitation week?

  1. All of us Ugly Amerikans want to move to Toronto anyway. We figure if we sneak across the Border in ones and twos, Dubya will never notice we are gone…it’s not like he can count…

    -caellum

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