Oh God Oh God Oh God

I must warn the world. I must warn you all.

NEVER eat Campbell’s Chunky Beef Rib Roast soup.

Justin just let out the most noxious butt-gas of all time (and believe me, as a lactard – a lactose intolerant person who indiscriminately consumes dairy products without taking Lactaid first – I should know). It was just a little TOO reminiscent of the meal he’d just eaten. Mmmm… beefy.

I believe that during the confusing after-moments, while gasping for fresh, unpolluted air, the words “Please don’t stop loving me” came out of his mouth.

Oh God, the horror.

Save yourselves.

3 thoughts on “Oh God Oh God Oh God

  1. there’s a reason for the butt-evil. if you compared the contents of the can to the contents of any reasonably decent tinned dog-foodm you will notice the unholy resemblance. My mate simon used to buy Campbell’s Chunky Beef Rib Roast as a cheaper alternative. If you don’t believe me, or don’t want to believe me, take a look at the can labels like this one.

  2. I had a bad experience wiht Healthy Request clam chowder. Stomach paaaaain. Really…not…good.

    And yes…I’ve always avoided the beef varieties because they *do* remind me of dog food. For some reason my brain things that chicken is always safe. Drrrr.

  3. I used to love their chicken noodle variety. I can’t say my family stayed to ask if I’d enjoyed my meal.

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