I must warn the world. I must warn you all.
NEVER eat Campbell’s Chunky Beef Rib Roast soup.
Justin just let out the most noxious butt-gas of all time (and believe me, as a lactard – a lactose intolerant person who indiscriminately consumes dairy products without taking Lactaid first – I should know). It was just a little TOO reminiscent of the meal he’d just eaten. Mmmm… beefy.
I believe that during the confusing after-moments, while gasping for fresh, unpolluted air, the words “Please don’t stop loving me” came out of his mouth.
Oh God, the horror.
Save yourselves.
there’s a reason for the butt-evil. if you compared the contents of the can to the contents of any reasonably decent tinned dog-foodm you will notice the unholy resemblance. My mate simon used to buy Campbell’s Chunky Beef Rib Roast as a cheaper alternative. If you don’t believe me, or don’t want to believe me, take a look at the can labels like this one.
I had a bad experience wiht Healthy Request clam chowder. Stomach paaaaain. Really…not…good.
And yes…I’ve always avoided the beef varieties because they *do* remind me of dog food. For some reason my brain things that chicken is always safe. Drrrr.
I used to love their chicken noodle variety. I can’t say my family stayed to ask if I’d enjoyed my meal.