Whoa! I just saw Craig Burnatowski, someone I went to both grade school and high school with, on a commercial for Hershey’s Swoops. (It aired on HGTV, he’s the bald white dude looking really stoked to be eating Pringles-shaped chocolate, in case anyone else sees it.)

Bizarre! He acted in ‘Twelfth Night’ as the Malvolio to my Olivia ( was all up in there as well, as a punk-rock Scottish version of Sir Andrew Aguecheek. I bleached his hair for the role in one of my first (but definitely not my last) experiments into the wild world of peroxide.

Pardon me? What do you MEAN, what was I doing watching HGTV instead of writing my paper? At least I wasn’t playing Bejewelled 2 on msn.com! Geez!