Dude. In the course of trying to re-read and re-evaluate my position on Karlyn Campbell’s “Man Cannot Speak for Her: A Critical Study of Early Feminist Rhetoric”, I have manager to comsume over 40 delicious chocolate-covered pretzels. I forget, you know, how fat school can make me when it has me by the balls.

Damned dirty deadline pressure. I WILL finish this freaking paper for Monday night, by gad! It WILL be submitted before I leave for San Diego on Wednesday morning!!!

Think I will drive in to Oakville tomorrow and avail myself of their comforting libraries. It will keep me from the insidious lure of pretzels, Gilmore Girls, Oddworld: Munch’s Oddysee, my comfy bed, etc.