Listen, I’m not explicitly saying my boyfriend is the coolest man alive, I’m just going to heavily intimate it here on my diary by letting y’all know that there is a slight chance he might take me to meet MacGyver. Note: Justin is extremely cool for an enormous number of other reasons, but if I […]

The rest of the weekend was a little nervewracking for me. I have supremely poor impulse control, as many people can attest to, and I certainly bowed to it on what was essentially my first date with the man I have had a noteworthy crush on since November 24th of last year. Sigh. Naturally, I […]