Category: Nerd Stuff

Why I Didn’t Bike to Work This Morning

1) It was cold. 2) My legs and ass still hurt from Monday. 3) I was busy finishing this party invitation for a friend who likes Ridley Scott’s Aliens It’s too bad I made the print at the bottom so small – it’s not reproducing well here, or in the photocopier. Here’s the dialogue: Ripley: […]

Geek Appeal

Geek Appeal: “the trick is, don’t let them talk dirty” November 24, 2003 Ladies, I’m here to spread the good word. To end your lonely, unsatisfied nights. To bring hope for a mature, fulfilling, sizzling hot relationship with a sensitive member of the opposite sex. The answer lies clearly before you: all you have to […]