Will Write for Food

Starting to feel a little rejected now. I interviewed for my job — the job I have been performing capably for 12 months — seven days ago, and nobody has said boo to me about it all bloody week. In fact, I think I’m getting the ‘Avoidance Face’ from my manager. In the words of […]

Cat Vomit, 3am

Nobody who has to work the hours I do should ever find themselves woken up by the sound of a cat vomiting on their bed ON THEM at 3am. Now faced with trying to fall asleep in a room that reeks with the processed meat stench of cat puke. This is the second time this […]