Month: October 2003

Behold King Tut’s Wedding Album

Behold! The King Tut Room! Our hotel in Belleville was decorated by interior designers on crack who felt artistically opressed by things like “taste” and “restraint”. Behold! The Bride and Groom! Blissful in their First Dance, “With A Song In My Heart” sung by Ella herself. Behold! My… uh… Date? Sort of? Behold! My… uh… […]

Golf Virginity Gone

This weekend was seriously fucked. I got fucked, and I fucked up, and I fucked someone over. I wish I could be a little more coherent about this, but its not happening. At least the wedding was beautiful. Two people, made one by God, without the falsehood of vows between bride and groom that will […]