Month: November 2003

Pyrotechnicality

I am about 5 minutes and one more revised Ministry issue note away from setting fire to my cubicle and all of the grisly evidence of my working life therein. I’m looking for reasons why arson might be a bad idea. Other than the death of my spider plant. Objections? Anyone? *strikes a match*

Santa Claus Parade of Perversion

So I went to the Santa Claus Parade on Sunday. And I have to say, for a ‘wholesome’ event, attended by thousands of innocent babes and their rosy-cheeked parents, it was rather… disturbing. Maybe my eyes have been clouded by looking through the tough, gritty lens of city life for too long, but here is […]