Month: November 2003

Geek Appeal

Geek Appeal: “the trick is, don’t let them talk dirty” November 24, 2003 Ladies, I’m here to spread the good word. To end your lonely, unsatisfied nights. To bring hope for a mature, fulfilling, sizzling hot relationship with a sensitive member of the opposite sex. The answer lies clearly before you: all you have to […]

The Justin Haikus, Volume 1

The Silver Snail rocks! Co-workers rock, discounts rock: but boyfriends rock too… ——————– The forbidden fruit Hangs too close. My Manager! Pluck him from the vine? ——————– Twenty-two; too young? Age never stopped me before But would it stop him? ——————– You could own nothing I would still like your glasses And blonde stubbly chin. […]