Christmas is Craftastic!

Last night Mom and I sat down and manufactured a whole bunch of canedeer. For those of you unfamiliar with this term, it denotes a candy cane attired with a red pom-pom nose, googly eyes, and pipecleaner antlers, which theoretically resembles one of Santa’s sleigh pullers. A Christmas craft classic. In high school I used […]

Me Wants It (aka “Where Are My Elven Bitches?”)

Me WANTS some. Hot chocolate, that is. I have a craving. A gnawing, hollow craving deep in the pit of my belly for some luscious, creamy hot chocolate. *drools* Please, please won’t somebody take pity on my need and send me a hot chocolate via some sort of crazy beverage delivery service. I need to […]