Latest Report from the Office

Cream soda! It still tastes just as good as when you stopped drinking it because you turned 12! Go buy some! Immediately! Excel! I am hating on it right now! WHY does it continue to close the entire program, when all I’m asking it to do is close the current window!?! WHY!?

Cold Communique

Someone needs to stand up. One of us needs to stand up and say to the weather, “That’s enough, weather. We see that you are big and tough. We recognize that you can kick the collective asses of humanity. Please stop now.” I mean, on the 14 minute walk from Union Station to work, I […]