Small Reprieves

Just had a brief meeting with my most favourite and dearly beloved Old English professor, who extended my deadline on the paper to August 2nd, so I have next week to wrap it up. He gave me the same advice I gave myself, “Just hand whatever it is in, and you will pass, I am […]

Essay Pressure = Fat Accumulation

Dude. In the course of trying to re-read and re-evaluate my position on Karlyn Campbell’s “Man Cannot Speak for Her: A Critical Study of Early Feminist Rhetoric”, I have manager to comsume over 40 delicious chocolate-covered pretzels. I forget, you know, how fat school can make me when it has me by the balls. Damned […]