Happy birthday to (yesterday): may your follicles be healthy and strong, and your wine be salty and slightly bitter. Happy birthday to (weekend): may your mortgage be at a low interest rate, and may your renovation contractors never screw you. Sorry, lads! Was offline all weekend, then too busy at work yesterday to post properly. […]

Some haiku (found on the web, not by me) to brighten ‘s day. Grace personified, I leap into the window. I meant to do that. Want to trim my claws? Don’t even think about it! My cries will wake the dead.