Vocabulary Lesson for Today: A “fomite” is an object or substance capable of absorbing, retaining, and transporting contagious or infectious organisms (from germs to parasites) from one individual to another. This can include dirty towels, eating utensils, and surfaces such as floors, walls, and tables. My Mom’s entire apartment is a fomite right now. My […]

In the year 2007 I resolve to:Get the chick next door pregnant. Get your resolution here. Wow, I guess it’s a good thing I sold my soul to Satan today to get rid of my cold, because now I have room just above my ovaries (that’s where the soul is located, right?) to put in […]