Tag: Alastair

My Man Sirus

Some days, I wake up feeling strong, young, bright, Outrageously Unstoppable! Then there are days when I’m flat as a pancake. Today, I felt like the uncooked pancake batter that dribbled off the edge of the grill. I was going to listen to some Tori Amos and Tom Waits, but they both seemed a little […]

Will Write for Food

Starting to feel a little rejected now. I interviewed for my job — the job I have been performing capably for 12 months — seven days ago, and nobody has said boo to me about it all bloody week. In fact, I think I’m getting the ‘Avoidance Face’ from my manager. In the words of […]