It’s not even my birthday yet, and already I’m blessed with sweet booty! Yesterday, JVL gave me a Vanilla Crispy Crunch at work, and this morning my day-work-boss bought me a tea. Except when asked what I wanted in it, I said “double double”, and instead of double milk, he took that to mean double […]
In the timeless words of Monty Python extra John Young, cast in his classic role ‘The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t’: “I’m getting better!†But oh, have I been sick. Spine aching fever sick. Cold sweat shivering sick. Raw mangled throat sick. While technically undiagnosed by a medical professional, I insist that I contracted […]