Malnutrition All Around – Wesley’s Return

My body must loathe me. Aside from the eighteen pounds of chocolate and caramel that I’ve consumed this weekend in the traditional Hallowe’en way, I’ve been getting lazier than usual with feeding myself. This is a delicate way of saying that I’ve sunk to the lowest of the low: worse than K-D, faster than a […]

Alaskan Death Flu and Debbie G.

In the timeless words of Monty Python extra John Young, cast in his classic role ‘The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t’: “I’m getting better!” But oh, have I been sick. Spine aching fever sick. Cold sweat shivering sick. Raw mangled throat sick. While technically undiagnosed by a medical professional, I insist that I contracted […]