Tag: dating

Geek Appeal

Geek Appeal: “the trick is, don’t let them talk dirty” November 24, 2003 Ladies, I’m here to spread the good word. To end your lonely, unsatisfied nights. To bring hope for a mature, fulfilling, sizzling hot relationship with a sensitive member of the opposite sex. The answer lies clearly before you: all you have to […]

Little Drummer Boy

I have heard some terrible, awful things in my time. But nothing to date — not death cries, not break-up speeches, not the sound of my own wrist breaking into splinters on impact with a wooden beam — compared to tonight. Picture, if you can, little orphan Annie. Now picture her with double D breasts […]