“Do you boys like Mexico?”

Mexico. Land of tequila and tacos, sombreros and siestas. Sun and sea, Sol and Corona. Relaxing. All-inclusive. Terrifying. Last week I completed my first (and probably last) ever genuine “holiday” type vacation in Cancun, where I did not do any of the following: – wonder which hostel I should book for tomorrow – decide if […]

The Great Bikini Race of 2010

My feelings about spandex are that it is a privilege, not a right. Bikinis, which are just very small pieces of spandex that expose a large amount of flesh, should in my personal opinion be the exclusive purview of people who are very young and very fit, or professionally really, really, ridiculously good looking. In […]