Golf Virginity Gone

This weekend was seriously fucked. I got fucked, and I fucked up, and I fucked someone over. I wish I could be a little more coherent about this, but its not happening. At least the wedding was beautiful. Two people, made one by God, without the falsehood of vows between bride and groom that will […]

Alaskan Death Flu and Debbie G.

In the timeless words of Monty Python extra John Young, cast in his classic role ‘The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t’: “I’m getting better!” But oh, have I been sick. Spine aching fever sick. Cold sweat shivering sick. Raw mangled throat sick. While technically undiagnosed by a medical professional, I insist that I contracted […]