Tag: Phil Westoby

Alaskan Death Flu and Debbie G.

In the timeless words of Monty Python extra John Young, cast in his classic role ‘The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t’: “I’m getting better!” But oh, have I been sick. Spine aching fever sick. Cold sweat shivering sick. Raw mangled throat sick. While technically undiagnosed by a medical professional, I insist that I contracted […]

The Rundown

R.J. Stewart, you bastard. You stole two hours of my life, and I’ll never get them back. I also blame Christopher Walken, for involving himself in a venture as bad as ‘The Rundown’. My dear friend Philip Westoby, whose obsession with Mr. Walken’s unique system of verbal delivery was our downfall tonight, decided we should […]