THIS SUCKS ASS

I’m *still* at work. I realize that for many of you, little pity will be forthcoming for someone who usually gets off work at 3pm, but please appreciate that I have been here since 6:30am, I will likely be here for another half-hour AT LEAST, and I have almost no evenings to myself. Also, I’m […]

What A Way To Make A Livin’

In honour of my new work schedule, I’ve decided to sing a little tune for y’all. It’s a Dolly Parton classic from the eighties, updated for the slightly more hectic modern age. Maestro, if you please… Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen; pour myself a cup of ambition, and yawn, and stretch, […]